The Helpless Doorknob: A Shuffled Story

If you find yourself tiring of the rigidity of the printed word, we humbly submit an uncommon challenge to the boundaries of the conventional novel. The Helpless Doorknob: A Shuffled Story is precisely what it claims to be: a story which can be shuffled and retold in combinations that verge on infinite. Moreover, lest you fear losing all the unbound pages, rest assured: this tale comes in a handsome, pocket-sized case. A most portable distraction.