Yewbert & Embley Gift Wrap

If you have fourteen pairs of yellow shoes or a spotted waistcoat to send, the Yewbert & Embley Gift Wrap is expressly designed for these purposes. The quarrelsome siblings from The Epiplectic Bicycle will gladly ensure your present is received with appropriate consternation and bewilderment. Measures 19.6 x 27.5 in. for your most normal-shaped items.

Images from The Epiplectic Bicycle, by Edward Gorey (1969).