West Wing Wallpaper Christmas Stocking

If you are one of the unfortunate observers of Christmas who considers the whole affair too bright and colorful, we have a sliver of monochromatic hope to offer you with the West Wing Wallpaper Christmas Stocking. Constructed of a durable felted polyester, this fancy sock measures nearly 20 inches from top to toe. That’s room for at least two turtle doves. Most importantly, Edward Gorey’s sophisticated leaf pattern will certainly be prettier than your beloved great-grandmother’s boring old stockings. Do not be outperformed. 

Key dimensions:

Width at the top: 7.1 inches

Width at the bottom: 9.8 inches

Ribbon hanging loop: 3 inches – easy to hang from your fireplace, mantelpiece, or the corner of your coffin.

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